Well today was obviously FUN. Not. So this morning I was in a car accident. I know. Just my freaking luck right? I lost control and drove into a bridge. Who does that?? So my car is basically a write off. Thank God I wasn't injured or anything (sigh). I ended up going home to Cape Town where I was greeted with more drama, family related. My life resembles that of a cheaply made Spanish Drama, with bad actors and artificial lighting. It was after I had an argument with my ex that I realised something. I wanna be a fucking Disney princess. Those bitches get all the fun.
I came to this realisation after I thought about how magical their world is. Their lives are so much less complicated! Imagine if your only stress was what flowers to pick that day. They never even have to change clothes! Or eat! Sure they have the wicked witch in the beginning or the "evil" stepmother, but REEAALLYY now, how freaking hard can that be? Eventually they know and so do all of us viewers at home, that they're gonna become fucking princesses with a prince and a castle and talking animals by their side.
Fuck Walt Disney. I can't' talk to animals or make flowers grow just by touching them Walty. And I certainly don't have a prince charming. Whaaaat a joke Walty :)
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